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- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
- Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
- Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
- By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
- No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.
- Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
- Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
- Some people should just give up at engineering or medical. Like I have!
- God is really creative, I mean...just look at me :P
- Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
- Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
- I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
- We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
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- Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
- The winner of the rat race is still a rat.
- We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
- Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.
- I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
- Awesome ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
- Just saw the most smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.
- God is really creative, I mean...just look at me :P
- My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours
- I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
- I look at people sometimes and think ….. Really?? That’s the sperm that won.
- God made everything that has life, rest everything is made in China.
- Whenever i have a problem, I just sing, Then i realize my voice is worse than my problem.
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
- That awkward moment when you realize that 'Deleting History' is more important than 'Creating History' nowadays.
- If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
- When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…
- I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
- I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
- If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.
- I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
- We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
- I love to give homemade gifts. Which one of my kids do you want?
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- I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it?
- Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
- There are no winners in life... only survivors.
- Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.
- I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4:00 p.m. today.
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
- Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
- We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
- Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
- life is short…smile while you still have teeth.
- Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
- When a woman says WHAT? Its not because she didn't hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
- How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday.
- Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will you please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.
- A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- Seeing a spider is nothing. The problem is when it disappears.
- I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook added a dislike button
- Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
- I don’t have a beer gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.
- Dogs have masters. Cats have staff.
- By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game.
- Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.
- After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
- Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
- The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
- My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
- I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!
- We buy things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people we don’t know.
- You know you’re ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
- I’ve been using Google for 10 years and I have no idea who uses the “I’m Feeling Lucky” button.
- I want to change my name on Facebook to “No One,” so when I try to add people, it will say, “No One wants to be your friend.”
- Reason why I never let my girlfriend touch my phone. I don’t have a girlfriend.
- When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the...
- Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
- We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
- I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
- I think my iPhone is not working. I pressed the home button and I’m still at school.
- Life is short... smile while you still have teeth.
- If you can't Change a Girl.....Change the Girl.
- That awkward moment when you realize that “deleting History” is more important than “creating History” nowadays.
- Women should not have children after 20. Really… 20 children are enough.
- If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
- Fart when people hug you. It makes them feel strong.
- I find it so inspiring to watch people lazier then me. I still have much to learn.
- There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life
- I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
- She is so fake that she should have two facebook accounts; one for each face!
- Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she’s not coming back.
- I'm not lazy, I'm just on my energy saving mode.
- I look at people sometimes and think... Really? That’s the sperm that won.
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